Color Wars......

 We have all heard someone say it, "light skinned boys are in" or most recently i heard that "Brown skinned girls are All the way in" (lucky for me i guess). But since when did your skin color become a fashion statement.

So whats going on when my complexion is not in, and who decided this?

Actually I think i know.....Rappers!! That Damn Rap Music! lol

But seriously, for a while in the late 90's well threw the 2000's it was all about the light skinned girl. The Red bone(someone please tell me why they are red bones). Then for a while it was the Latin girls. You remember, Regeaton and Fat Joe were all the rage and we were singing "Cubana,Mexicana...." you know the song. Now Apparently the Brown Skinned girl is whats poppin!
 
  So is that the real reason that im single now,because my skin tone wasn't in season?lmao
But seriously, its kinda ridiculous and black people really need to stop doing this! I mean its all fun and games with the #teamLightskinned and #teamdarkskinned, but when you think about it, its another way of saying #teamhousenigger vs. #teamfieldnigger.And we just think its so funny! and its really not!
Of all the posts Ive made (all 4) i would really like to hear opinions on this! i want to hear other points of view.

Maybe I'm reading to much into it,or maybe I'm just bitter because this is the first time #teambrownskinned has ever been recognized! lol

Honestly, this is out of control!!.......Whats even more out of control is that when i googled for a pic i got a whole bunch of pctures of penises that were #teamlighskinned!! Apparently that team likes their junk on the internet.....DAMN House Niggers! lol You dont see any brown or dark skinned penises, i guess cause they are to busy in the field! lmao

Tinas most Hated.....your existence annoys me! Sorry!

This is a little list of some celebrities that just get on my nerves!!  and brief explanations why.NOW it may seem like I'm hating, that's because i am! These people have money,Lott's of it .I just feel that they made their money in dumb ways! lol .....yeah I'm a little bored .....

1. Megan Good (the type-cast)

The Jawn...... Like you have read before,I hate Jawns. So why would you want to play one in a movie? And that's the only role i have EVER seen u play. From "You Got Served" to more serious roles in "Waist Deep" you played a Jawn! EVEN her film debut in "Friday" she played a young Jawn. Do you even read these scripts? AND, anyone knows that when you start to play a certain type of role in all your movies or on TV that's how people are gonna begin to view you! ie. Daniel Radcliff (Harry Potter) he will always be Harry to me! no matter the movie! but at least his movies were good!


2.Lauren Londen (so much potential)

She was the Video girl turned star! She was living the dream AND she was making her way to better roles with each film! she even made her way out of the All Black cast category with "I Love You Beth Cooper". She had so much potential and i saw big things for her!  BUT then she had to be a HOE.......lol! She had a baby with Weezy and now is no where to be found! Its so sad.....

3.Bow Wow

I hate people that try to hard to be something that they are not! With his dumb ass celebrity beefs and his "Thug" act, I just cant with him! Like who are you and what made you Hood? You became famous when you were like 6, you didn't have time to gang bang! Also you were from Ohio....I really just cant with him!

4.Kim Kardashian

YOU GOT FAMOUS FOR FUCKING RAY J!! YOU COPIED PARIS AND MADE A SEX TAPE TO GET YOUR NAME OUT THERE!! THEN HAD THE NERVE TO SAY "YOU DON'T PUT A BUMPER STICKER ON A BENTLEY" WHEN SOMEONE ASKED YOU ABOUT TATTOOS! BITCH THE WHOLE WORLD HAS SEEN YOUR VAGINA!! YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!! YOUR SEX TAPE WAS LONGER THEN YOUR MARRIAGE!

So this is all i can think of right now.....Ill probably add more at a later date!

The Curse on the Independent Women.......

So I was talking to a friend and he asked me why more white women were married then black women.....

My immediate (smart ass) reply was that Black women wont date outside their race. And most black men are either in jail , gay or dating white women soooooooo its slim pickings!
Although i was being a smart ass there was some truth in this answer.

1. Many black women hate when black men date outside the race...I don't understand this and i wish some one would enlighten me! cause if i here one more "I cant believe hes dating a white girl" comment I'm gonna start lynching bitches!! just kidding (but seriously!!)

2. Many black men our in jail...in fact more are in jail then in college. And a lot of the ones in college are tasting the rainbow(if you know what i mean)

ANYWAY, after thinking deeper into the question,i realized that I'm single!
 then i thought about why I'm single......... I mean I'm Cute, i have a nice body, I'm educated, i have a car, a great job, I have a fun personality, A great sense of humor, and the list goes on!
With all this i really don't need a man for anything but the "Bunz" and companionship.

And that's why I'm single!

like many other black women, i was raised by a single mother. My mom taught me how to be a strong women and that you don't need a man to be happy or to get where you want to be. If you have to you can do it by yourself and be successful.
 And thats where it starts, a man is not a necessity to me. I can and will survive without one! And Men cant handle that especially black men.

Most Black women today were raised either 3 ways.
1.with just a mom, who tought them to be strong and independent
2.with just a mom, who was always relying on some man to pay the bills or do something
3.with both parents

If you were raised by the 1st then you are in my boat strong, educated and Independent and single.
If by the second then you may be educated but you probably depend on a man to make you happy and are easily influenced by men so you most likely a (jawn).you probably dont want to hear that but its the truth. And if you were lucky enough to have both parents then your of the select few that knows what a marriage is and knows how its supposed to work.

See,many black women don't know what a marriage looks like.we dont know how to compromise or to be submissive.Not saying that we have to be completely submissive ,BUT, we have to let a man be a man and we don't know how to do it.
 A man wants be able to bring home the bacon and make decisions.......But Women also bring home the bacon AND are usually bringing home more bacon so they feel that they should make the decisions! which is right because if your paying most of the bills then why shouldn't you be making the important decisions.
The problem is, their is no compromise, men cant handle the new women, and they end up dating Jawns cause they are needy lol.
The sad thing is......i have so many theories on why this happens, but no clue how to change it.

JAWNS.......

In my last post i mentioned the phrase "dumb Jawn" when talking about Kimbella. In this post I want to explain what a Jawn actually is and why i have such hate for them!

Ill start with a story that prompted this post.........

I attend Cheyney University,Americas Oldest Historically Black College(1837). Cheyney is located 45 mins outside of Philly. I was recently having a conversation with a male friend of mine and he was informing me on why he hated Ghetto Ass females. And how Cheyney was full of them because most of the girls where "Bred" in the streets of Killadelphia. I tried to explain to him that not all girls from Philly are Jawns  but as i was talking a hoard of girls exited the snack bar cursing,neck rolling and speaking Ebonics as loud as ever.....Needless to say my argument went right out the window and his point was proven......Jawns!!

The word Jawn is what i like to call a Philly word. Its a word used for EVERYTHING.. for example "hand me that jawn over there" or "Me and My girls was at the Jawn last night".........

BUT.........Me and my close friend V.  use it to describe stupid ass ghetto females. Some people say "Birds", others say "whole HAMS" (HAM= Hott Ass Mess) We prefer Jawn.

How can you spot a Jawn.
 They usually have  multi colored weave, Are loud and wrong for no reason, have poor decision making skills,  and are looking for a man to "pay my bills,get my hair done,take care of my babies,get my nails done" while they do nothing....
They may be spotted in Aeropastel, fully dressed with a scarf or bonnet on their head, in 6in heels and a mini skirt at a business event or church.......
You may hear them from 2 blocks away...Cursing loudly in inappropriate places,smacking gum, sucking their teeth, and making that pop sound with their toung,which is usually hanging out of their mouth. they also drag there words out "Girrrrrrrrrrrl", "Cauuuuuuuuuuuse", and of course causing a scene...

2 automatic ways to spot a jawn
1.watch Maury "I Am 1million % sure he is my baby dad" (yup thats her)
2. ANY FEMALE with a tattoo on her face! She has no Dreams or Ambitions

Why do i hate Jawns?
Cause they make black women look bad. Why? because people love to generalize other people. Thats why there is Race. Race is a made up generalization based on skin color. Ex.Chinese and Japanese people are not the same AT ALL they just look alike so we say they are in the same race (dumb ass Americans).
 Anyway, people seem to think all girls from Philly or Black females in general act like that, when i have many friends that are the complete opposite and have lived in philly all their life!
 I was raised in New Mexico and when i lived in P.A i lived in the Burbs. We had jawns in NM and in the Burbs to so they are no just from Philly and they are not just Black. But, when you turn on Maury what do u see? some Black jawn screaming about matching eye color. Its the worst!!! So now Americans think that ALL black women are a hott ghetto mess and its just not true!!

So JAWNS (you know who you are)........STOP IT!!! Your FUCKING IT UP FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!

I really don't like Megan Good........BUT she Always plays a Jawn in a movie so she is a good reference!!

Popping my Cherry! (Bitches Be Tripping)

Hey Friends........ My first Blog Post! I hope you enjoy

OK, so enough with the mushy stuff! The reason I'm starting this blog is because Twitter is not enough! lol, i have so much to say and 140 characters just ain't cutting it. Tonight.....I have a lot to say about Love and Hip Hop! I don't really wanna gossip on the ladies just the situation.
 So if your watching the new season then you know who everyone is and i don't have to do a bio (if not watch the episodes on demand and come back to me). So we recently found out about Kimbella and Fab, due to her inappropriate confession. Not that she shouldn't have confessed,if her and Emily are gonna be friends everything should be on the table,but she should have picked a better time. WHY THE FUCK would you go to this girls "Independent Women,Survivor, Bad Habit (Destiny's Child's 3rd album) " party and tell her that you fucked her man while she was pregnant! You knew they were together and you know basic math! Your DUMB!! I'm putting Kimbella on a "Dumb Jawn" list and she is not being removed until she proves otherwise! I'm glad Chrissy went Harlem on her and slapped the shit out of her! I do kinda feel that Emily should have did it her self but that isn't in her personality so i understand!
 I love Chrissy she reminds me of my closest friends and i think its cause i see some of myself in Emily. Sometimes i don't know how to handle things and i have friends that i know will punch a bitch for me! that's good to have! (sorry i got mushy again). But seriously we all need a Chrissy in our life cause "Bitches Be Trippin" lmao

DUMB JAWN lol..........................smh