Ill start with a story that prompted this post.........
I attend Cheyney University,Americas Oldest Historically Black College(1837). Cheyney is located 45 mins outside of Philly. I was recently having a conversation with a male friend of mine and he was informing me on why he hated Ghetto Ass females. And how Cheyney was full of them because most of the girls where "Bred" in the streets of Killadelphia. I tried to explain to him that not all girls from Philly are Jawns but as i was talking a hoard of girls exited the snack bar cursing,neck rolling and speaking Ebonics as loud as ever.....Needless to say my argument went right out the window and his point was proven......Jawns!!
The word Jawn is what i like to call a Philly word. Its a word used for EVERYTHING.. for example "hand me that jawn over there" or "Me and My girls was at the Jawn last night".........
BUT.........Me and my close friend V. use it to describe stupid ass ghetto females. Some people say "Birds", others say "whole HAMS" (HAM= Hott Ass Mess) We prefer Jawn.
How can you spot a Jawn.
They usually have multi colored weave, Are loud and wrong for no reason, have poor decision making skills, and are looking for a man to "pay my bills,get my hair done,take care of my babies,get my nails done" while they do nothing....
They may be spotted in Aeropastel, fully dressed with a scarf or bonnet on their head, in 6in heels and a mini skirt at a business event or church.......
You may hear them from 2 blocks away...Cursing loudly in inappropriate places,smacking gum, sucking their teeth, and making that pop sound with their toung,which is usually hanging out of their mouth. they also drag there words out "Girrrrrrrrrrrl", "Cauuuuuuuuuuuse", and of course causing a scene...
2 automatic ways to spot a jawn
1.watch Maury "I Am 1million % sure he is my baby dad" (yup thats her)
2. ANY FEMALE with a tattoo on her face! She has no Dreams or Ambitions
Why do i hate Jawns?
Cause they make black women look bad. Why? because people love to generalize other people. Thats why there is Race. Race is a made up generalization based on skin color. Ex.Chinese and Japanese people are not the same AT ALL they just look alike so we say they are in the same race (dumb ass Americans).
Anyway, people seem to think all girls from Philly or Black females in general act like that, when i have many friends that are the complete opposite and have lived in philly all their life!
I was raised in New Mexico and when i lived in P.A i lived in the Burbs. We had jawns in NM and in the Burbs to so they are no just from Philly and they are not just Black. But, when you turn on Maury what do u see? some Black jawn screaming about matching eye color. Its the worst!!! So now Americans think that ALL black women are a hott ghetto mess and its just not true!!
So JAWNS (you know who you are)........STOP IT!!! Your FUCKING IT UP FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
